Lena the Financial Planner
As I walked through Toa Payoh's HDB Hub that day.. this young lady performed the greatest stunt on me..
She went:'Hey!!!!!!!!!' in the i-know-u-i've-seen-u-somewhere-before tone.. and so obviously i stopped.. cos i thought she was some random tutorial mate i've met somewhere before somewhere in NUS.. but DIAO.. turns out that she wanted to do survey with me.. survey den survey lorh i thought to myself.. but guess what.. she turned out to be a FINANCIAL PLANNER.. argh i hate financial planners.. not that i hate them larh.. but just that somehow i find it extremely difficult to have an interest in these things..
but this financial planner was different!! she's slim, has long hair, honestly quite cute.. and to top it off she has awesome people skills.. as in she builds rapport with people reallie well.. and ARGH.. i actually started talking to her.. for TWENTY minutes!!!! TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!!! it's a huge miracle larh.. i've never even stopped to talk to a financial planner, i usually walk straight on.. i got pissed when my insurance agent tried to get me to do his financial planning survey.. and when my best bro tried to explain things to me i changed the topic.. but this time i got sucked into the conversation larh.. and to be frank she charmed my socks off.. i'm wondering why she's a financial planner when she can be a social worker.. hahaha...
owell.. the scary thing is now she's gonna call me for another appointment.. she even asked me if she can have dinner with me so she can explain the Financial Planning brochure to me.. argh.. i haf totally no interest in the brochure larh.. *smirks*
so i'm wondering how to reject her when she calls me.. she's just too nice.. and she has a sweet voice too.. suggestions people?
Here's my bro's suggestion:
1. agree to dinner with Lena the Financial Planner
2. make it obvious to her that she's a Financial Planner through and through
3. eat dinner with her
4. make her pay first for the dinner since she's prolly quite rich
5. run off without paying and say 'Haha!! I bet that wasn't in your financial plans!'
no larh.. lidat v ungentlemanly leh.. i mean.. after all she is quite cute.... :p
She went:'Hey!!!!!!!!!' in the i-know-u-i've-seen-u-somewhere-before tone.. and so obviously i stopped.. cos i thought she was some random tutorial mate i've met somewhere before somewhere in NUS.. but DIAO.. turns out that she wanted to do survey with me.. survey den survey lorh i thought to myself.. but guess what.. she turned out to be a FINANCIAL PLANNER.. argh i hate financial planners.. not that i hate them larh.. but just that somehow i find it extremely difficult to have an interest in these things..
but this financial planner was different!! she's slim, has long hair, honestly quite cute.. and to top it off she has awesome people skills.. as in she builds rapport with people reallie well.. and ARGH.. i actually started talking to her.. for TWENTY minutes!!!! TWENTY WHOLE MINUTES!!! it's a huge miracle larh.. i've never even stopped to talk to a financial planner, i usually walk straight on.. i got pissed when my insurance agent tried to get me to do his financial planning survey.. and when my best bro tried to explain things to me i changed the topic.. but this time i got sucked into the conversation larh.. and to be frank she charmed my socks off.. i'm wondering why she's a financial planner when she can be a social worker.. hahaha...
owell.. the scary thing is now she's gonna call me for another appointment.. she even asked me if she can have dinner with me so she can explain the Financial Planning brochure to me.. argh.. i haf totally no interest in the brochure larh.. *smirks*
so i'm wondering how to reject her when she calls me.. she's just too nice.. and she has a sweet voice too.. suggestions people?
Here's my bro's suggestion:
1. agree to dinner with Lena the Financial Planner
2. make it obvious to her that she's a Financial Planner through and through
3. eat dinner with her
4. make her pay first for the dinner since she's prolly quite rich
5. run off without paying and say 'Haha!! I bet that wasn't in your financial plans!'
no larh.. lidat v ungentlemanly leh.. i mean.. after all she is quite cute.... :p
muhahahaa, guys... -shakes head- just tell her straight lor.. I've no interest in what so ever plans you've..
the last suggestion 1 is interesting though..