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Surveys have shown, that University lecturers in New Zealand, are progressively marrying dumber and dumber women. There is no conclusive reason for this, but there are signs indicating that it may be that these men have married the dumb women back home in their own country (most likely Asian), and brought them over when they decided to emigrate due to the New Zealand government's immigration policy.
Recent case studies have shown, that a Physics and Engineering Lecturer at a certain University in Christchurch (academic institution remains unnamed to protect the confidentiality of the above), has married a woman who apparently thinks a 5-fin fan heater will heat a room of 4m x 4m size in the middle of Christchurch's harsh winter. It is obviously not so as those who were living in those rooms have testified to the fact that they were awoken to the cold at night. When those involved in those rooms replied 'Very cold' to the question 'How are you?' posed to them, dumb woman put on a facial skin the thickness of cow hide and said:'Yes, Christchurch's winter is very bad. You need to wear more clothes.' Little did she noticed that the person she was talking to was already wearing a pair of track pants, a thick t-shirt, a thick pullover, as well as socks and gloves. The abovementioned was also contemplating wearing a thick yellow winter jacket.
As a result of this dumbness and a refusal to provide a bigger heater, one of the room-occupiers has decided to make his own way to the Warehouse, where he purchased a fan heater for $8.98. This heater is much more effective than the oil column, as any Physics/Engineering lecturer's wife should know. And it's 1/3 the price of the oil column too. The room is now good and warm, as good as when there was the big-sized heater.
Oh wait.. or was he a Finance lecturer?
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Warming your world.
Surveys have shown, that University lecturers in New Zealand, are progressively marrying dumber and dumber women. There is no conclusive reason for this, but there are signs indicating that it may be that these men have married the dumb women back home in their own country (most likely Asian), and brought them over when they decided to emigrate due to the New Zealand government's immigration policy.
Recent case studies have shown, that a Physics and Engineering Lecturer at a certain University in Christchurch (academic institution remains unnamed to protect the confidentiality of the above), has married a woman who apparently thinks a 5-fin fan heater will heat a room of 4m x 4m size in the middle of Christchurch's harsh winter. It is obviously not so as those who were living in those rooms have testified to the fact that they were awoken to the cold at night. When those involved in those rooms replied 'Very cold' to the question 'How are you?' posed to them, dumb woman put on a facial skin the thickness of cow hide and said:'Yes, Christchurch's winter is very bad. You need to wear more clothes.' Little did she noticed that the person she was talking to was already wearing a pair of track pants, a thick t-shirt, a thick pullover, as well as socks and gloves. The abovementioned was also contemplating wearing a thick yellow winter jacket.
As a result of this dumbness and a refusal to provide a bigger heater, one of the room-occupiers has decided to make his own way to the Warehouse, where he purchased a fan heater for $8.98. This heater is much more effective than the oil column, as any Physics/Engineering lecturer's wife should know. And it's 1/3 the price of the oil column too. The room is now good and warm, as good as when there was the big-sized heater.
Oh wait.. or was he a Finance lecturer?
This 6 o'clock news is once again brought to you by Evantair heaters.
Warming your world.
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