Cough Cough
Sheesh.. so now apparently the people of the world are not allowed to cough anymore.. we all gotta keep silent and try to retain the cough in our throats.. sheesh..
Woah piang. Today I was on the bus on the way back home.. and as most of u guys would know, I've been coughing for quite some time.. and first time i coughed, this old uncle sitting in front of me turned around me and stared at me.. then he turned back and started fanning the air in front of his nose like nobody's business.. sheesh.. the second time i coughed, he turned around and said: 'Shen bing kan yi sheng, bu yao zai zhe li ke sou'. It means"sick go and see doctor, dun come and cough here".. HALLO!!!!!!! even if i go and see a doctor i'm still allowed to cough ok.. and it's not like the doctor can make my cough disappear magically.. HULLO!!!! wake up ur idea can!!!! it's not like YOU'VE NEVER COUGHED BEFORE U TOOT!!!!!
So since this old man denied me my basic human rights to cough, i decided to shift seats.. couldn't take the oppression anymore.. so i went to another seat with this young woman sitting in front of me.. and I coughed.. and GUESS WAT!!!! she started fanning her nose too!!!!!!!! toots!!!!!!!! ur nose very hot arh!!!?!?! must fan arh??!?! HULLO!!!!!! u mean i can't cough????!?!?!?!?!? i'd like to see u control ur shit when u got diarrohea larh... please lorh.. it's not like i cough into your face!!!! SHEESH!!!! do u haf to cover your nose for the next 10mins like i never bathe for the past 20million years??!?!?!?!?!?
sigh.. feel like shit.. i can't even cough...
Woah piang. Today I was on the bus on the way back home.. and as most of u guys would know, I've been coughing for quite some time.. and first time i coughed, this old uncle sitting in front of me turned around me and stared at me.. then he turned back and started fanning the air in front of his nose like nobody's business.. sheesh.. the second time i coughed, he turned around and said: 'Shen bing kan yi sheng, bu yao zai zhe li ke sou'. It means"sick go and see doctor, dun come and cough here".. HALLO!!!!!!! even if i go and see a doctor i'm still allowed to cough ok.. and it's not like the doctor can make my cough disappear magically.. HULLO!!!! wake up ur idea can!!!! it's not like YOU'VE NEVER COUGHED BEFORE U TOOT!!!!!
So since this old man denied me my basic human rights to cough, i decided to shift seats.. couldn't take the oppression anymore.. so i went to another seat with this young woman sitting in front of me.. and I coughed.. and GUESS WAT!!!! she started fanning her nose too!!!!!!!! toots!!!!!!!! ur nose very hot arh!!!?!?! must fan arh??!?! HULLO!!!!!! u mean i can't cough????!?!?!?!?!? i'd like to see u control ur shit when u got diarrohea larh... please lorh.. it's not like i cough into your face!!!! SHEESH!!!! do u haf to cover your nose for the next 10mins like i never bathe for the past 20million years??!?!?!?!?!?
sigh.. feel like shit.. i can't even cough...
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